[ASMR] I CALL YOU AN IDIOT SEVERAL TIMES WHILE TREATING YOUR STAB WOUNDS

THE CRONCH

*Slurp*

*CRONCH*

look

as someone who has had this actually happen to them

this is horrifying

george blagden is auctioning his script for les mis for charity and can you even fucking imagine what must be in there

Bandersnatch sounds like British slang for pussy

and yet “family-friendly” disney still hired him to play doctor strange. what a disgrace

this post is like getting smacked in the face twice

I’ve been on WhatsonStage’s email list for a number of years now. They’re basically the Playbill.com of the West End – very factual, very professional, not overly opinionated. Definitely nothing like Broadway.com (which is the Buzzfeed of the theatre world but which manages to be, you know, actually likable unlike Buzzfeed).

And obviously everyone’s flipping out about the BBC Les Mis. But I never expected Whatsonstage of all theatre websites to say something.

But then I got this email update.

Um

When you provoke WhatsonStage, you know it’s bad.

todd: wtf dirk u were fine with going into danger before and now ur cautious? what gives?

me: hes gay and in love with u todd he just realised he doesnt care about getting himself into danger but he almost saw u getting hurt in the death maze and is worried about u u fucking idiot let him care

my writing ability currently feels on par with that of like…. a seven year old. i’m just writing one sentence. then another sentence. subject verb object, dependent clause period. do any of them relate? unclear. that is for god to decide. i certainly can’t.

the url makes this so much funnier 

Todd: You’re a monster

Dirk (and fandom):